shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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(via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

theofficialariel:

violetdftba:

Actually Hugh heels were invented long before that, they were unisex and used to show status and keep your feet out of rainwater smh fashion history plz

^homegirl knows

(Fonte: distinguishedbaloney, via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

Timestamp: 1397721209

theofficialariel:

violetdftba:

Actually Hugh heels were invented long before that, they were unisex and used to show status and keep your feet out of rainwater smh fashion history plz

^homegirl knows

(Fonte: distinguishedbaloney, via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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(via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Fonte: stephenhawqueen, via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

(via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

(via consultingassbuttisnotonfire)

(Fonte: bricesander, via fajhitas)

(Fonte: edsheeran, via arxticzayn)

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Fonte: hama0n, via whothefuckisgemma)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via whothefuckisgemma)

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

(via risteni)

Timestamp: 1397583948

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

(via risteni)

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Fonte: lindsaybluth, via risteni)

Timestamp: 1397583894

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Fonte: lindsaybluth, via risteni)